SEASON 1/EPISODE 0.2: Tools of the Trade
SCENE 1
EXT. DAY. FOREST.
A car rolls along a dirt path and comes to a stop. SEBASTIAN hops out of the
car and makes his way to the trunk.
SEBASTIAN: I swear to god. If I forget one thing, I will be so mad at myself, but today, I have made a foolproof plan! I will place the item on the list and then check it off! Easy!
SEBASTIAN: Water, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Trail mix, duh. Check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Sunscreen, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: First aid kit, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Binoculars, check.
Puts them in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Magnifying glass, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: GPS, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Lab equipment, check.
Puts it in and checks it off.
SEBASTIAN: Laptop already in there… Check. Nygaard Journal photocopies in there… Check. Am… I… missing… anything… else?... Hm. Oh now
I know I definitely am.
SEBASTIAN tuts and hums to himself
SEBASTIAN: Oh OH duh.
SEBASTIAN walks over and opens the car door. You hear a metallic scraping.
SEBASTIAN: Iron sword, check.
SEBASTIAN: Alright… Let’s face the world now, shall we?
He closes the trunk. Sounds of nature into outro.
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